How To Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
This is one of the most difficult social problems known to society - How to let someone know their fly is unzipped.
The following is a list of suggestions:
TOP 20 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED:
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows on your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier isn't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped..
1) Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis.
6 Comments:
Here's two:
CYZ (check your zipper)
Is your fly afraid of heights cause it looks like it
You may be proud of it but please we don't want to see
And the one that you missed, and #1 most obvious one....
Your fly's down
=P
By 403_soccer, Apr 29 06 1:18 AM
"Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction..."
Great times. And my favourites:
"Marvin the Martian has fallen out of orbit".
"Well, you're not all that great. At least I can pretend to defy gravity..."
By Priscilla9, Apr 29 06 8:33 AM
In our family, we use this for guys *and* gals: XYZ--PDQ. (Examine your zipper--pretty dern quick)
Sometimes, it's merely "look down."
If a girl's slip or brazier strap is showing, we say "It's snowing in the south (or north)." It was hilarious in high school because the guys took weeks to figure out we weren't talkin' 'bout the weather!
By kaylofgorons, Apr 29 06 3:25 PM
lol! Good times. That's all I can tell you.
Bracae Twae aparemiter.
Awful spelling, but its Latin, for your fly is undone.
By Priscilla9, Apr 29 06 8:28 PM
There was a time we used several of the aforementioned phrases to alert our PhysEd teacher that his zipper was undone. He responded by looking down, and then announcing rather dramatically:
"Don't worry boys! The cage is open, but the beast is still asleep"
Good times indeed..
By kevsej, May 17 06 7:55 PM
The TOP 1 sentence is very FUNNY!
By CHAOS555, Oct 05 06 6:00 AM