My My Mind Wanders....
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? How do they check?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they
still grow, only be troubled and insecure?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
13 Comments:
those is a good questions
By ambohn, Jun 03 06 8:18 AM
did you find those from somewhere,
or write them on your own?
By GoldenDaisy, Jun 03 06 1:12 PM
I write stuff like this down too! Here are some of mine:
When you loose weight where does it go?
Why does a physchic have to ask your name?
Why is the "g" silent in "gnome'?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why is it that people say they slept like babies when babies wake up every couple of hours?
Well those are some of mine!
By Charmed4life15, Jun 03 06 1:45 PM
did u make those up?if u did u r pretty good.
By brett_r, Jun 03 06 5:10 PM
[quote]Why is the word abbreviation so long?[/quote]
This has been quoted in other places. I've heard it before. You may have asked yourself this and not read it but it's not an original quote.
By JoyJoyJoy, Jun 04 06 12:52 AM
Quoted from you:
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
This isn't an original quote. I've heard it many times. You may have asked yourself this but someone else said it first. (When this happens to me...I always say that's no fair! I thought it too...just because they got to it first...)
By JoyJoyJoy, Jun 04 06 12:57 AM
Sorry if you see two (almost) the same messages from me. I can't see them on my computer but it says you have six comments, so they must be there.
By JoyJoyJoy, Jun 04 06 1:08 AM
why do we wash bath towels....
hmm... come to think of it. that's true :)
By glamel, Jun 04 06 11:39 PM
Thanks for the chuckles! :o)
By bionic4ever, Jun 06 06 11:19 PM
I think by "mine" she meant some she had heard of. Anyways, another one I have heard of is:
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
By milky54, Jun 08 06 6:22 PM
Who thought of milking a cow?
Where does the rubber off of your car tire go?
If a rainbow is seen everywhere does that mean there's more than one?
My dad and I made these ones up, just randomly so far unanswered questions that just pop into our heads...
By 403_soccer, Jun 09 06 10:15 PM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why isn't it number 1?
Why are wise men smart, but wise guys are the class clowns?
By 403_soccer, Jun 10 06 1:36 PM
LOVED THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By cammie4052, Jun 13 06 6:09 PM