What a Woman Wants in a Man....
Recevied a French version of this in my email this morning, and it made me smile. Just sharing for any of you who haven't seen it before.
What a Woman Wants in a Man...
Original List ... (at age 22)
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
Revised List ... (at age 32)
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1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
Revised List ... (at age 42)
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1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends
Revised List ... (at age 52)
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends
Revised List ... (at age 62)
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1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...
Revised List ... (at age 72)
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1. Breathing
5 Comments:
extremely funny , like most things its so funny because its so true !!!!
Ian
By scum10, Jun 09 06 4:55 AM
Oh, no! I never hit any of the total qualifications on any of those lists *sighs*. Still have a couple decades to practice for, though.
That was great fun to read!
By Gatsby722, Jun 09 06 7:51 AM
Very funny. I always seem to be blathering on about Bill Bryson books but there's a great quote from his friend Katz in one of them - "What I look for in a woman these days is a full set of limbs and a pulse, and I'm prepared to compromise on the limbs."
By supersal1, Jun 09 06 8:45 AM
Have you been reading my diary? - Very funny yet soo true lol :-) Jill
By jill-geo, Jun 09 06 10:27 AM
I think I have most of theese (ha-ha!!)
By Skimmerz, Jun 20 06 12:07 PM