What do you see when you look out your front door?

 

An extremely untidy and overgrown front garden, which annoys my neighbours

(they do not realise that is it's chief purpose).

 

What was the last thing to make you really, really angry?

 

The news last night, listening to some lying politician, going on about something.

 

Do you have a favorite breakfast cereal?

 

Yes, Weetabix, with hot milk and sugar, sometimes I eat corn flakes, or Sugar Puffs

late at night.

 

Seriously...why do most women hate Pamela Anderson?

 

Dumb blonde with large chest and loose morals, I can't think of a reason.

 

Where is the strangest place you've fallen asleep?

 

On top of a bus shelter, it was my habit or rolling of the bed in the morning that was

the problem, especially to the little old lady I just missed falling on.

 

What is the earliest secret you remember keeping from a parent, guardian or mailman?

 

Smoking.

 

Confession time:  What's your favorite ABBA song?

 

"Winner Takes It All" one of my exs was a fan. I actually took her to see them.

 

Did you really learn everything you needed to know in kindergarten?

 

If kindergarten is infants school 4-7, no, if it's nursery school I never went.

Most of what I needed to know I learned by reading, listening and asking questions,

between about 5 and about 12, the rest I learned by watching tv.

 

What is the one food you despise?

 

Bananas make me sick and I am allergic to dried fruit (raisins, sultanas etc)

 

Why didn't Noah take any dinosaurs on the Ark?

 

Dinosaurs died out about 70 million years before Noah built his ark.

 

"You may fire when ready Mr Gridley" (Downscope)