I am so done with men at least for a few days
Maudrid said let's go for lunch because he knew that I was tired from trying to make out the itenerary for Hollywood. I said "Great". So he takes ME to this dump of a diner. Then when the waitress/filth city woman comes to take the order he says "I'll have a cup of hot water, a glass of ice water and 8 slices of lemon" I said what in the heck are ya doin?! He says tryin to cut back on expenses, He goes on to say, you ain t tasted no better tomato soup then hot water and ketsup and fresh made lemonade on the side. I said "You freak! We are done" and I left and called for a cab.
6 Comments:
Ewww ~ shiver ~ Yuck! That gave me PTS memories LOL. It reminded me of when my Grandmother made me eat ketchup sandwiches as a kid. She gave the bologna to the cats.
Ketchup soup ~ ptoey! I wonder what he would have suggested if you asked for matzo balls. Yep ~ you sure have been coming across some sour lemons lately. Soon enough you can find a man you can make some sweet lemonade from :)
Did you ever think of moving from Illinois? I think all the good men already has. Maybe if you can find a guy with a normal first name for once...that may help. I cant wait to hear what/who you will find in a couple of days though. ~Joanie~
By joaniem, Mar 30 07 9:02 PM
Maudrid appears to be a complex human being - a man of blazing pioneer spirit, daring creativity - and a fondness for hotel ashtrays. Why not allow him to lead you through the stately iron gates of his mind to explore the dark echoing corridors therein...A man like Maudrid must have the freedom to express himself...why not be a part of his carefree adventures...surely the ensuing jail sentence can't last forever and who knows? Perhaps your parole officer also enjoys free tomato soup, which could spell 'early release' for the two of you.
By ktstew, Mar 30 07 9:38 PM
A man like Maudrid must have the freedom to express himself
Not with ME he don t!
By Sizzileen, Mar 31 07 7:12 AM
Oh you poor thing. Dating a cheapsake! *ahhh* I am SO sorry you SO did the right thing
WILL POWER!
By feel_the_rain, Apr 01 07 3:34 PM
Thank you so much Rain. I think I have a new man now anyway and he really has an attribute!
By Sizzileen, Apr 01 07 5:27 PM
I think you were ungrateful, the guy was obviously a culinary genious.
By yog1962, Apr 21 07 9:22 AM