Sizzileen

I'M A BAR LOVIN WOMAN

Well, I' m a woman and I love my bar,

just walk a block down and thar I are.

The beer flows freely,

the man are a sight to see.

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me

Some folk say that a woman shouldn't be in a bar

but I'm an woman America citizen

and we ve come pretty far!

I can cuss every swear word startin from A to Z,

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me!

There been a few times when I was called a scamp

just because I wanted to buy a beer with a lousy old food stamp

but when you need a glass of Bud

you'll do most anything, Boy I gotta pee!

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that s alright with me!

This song ain't got no chorus

but what do you expect?

I live my life in a tavern

everything is classified Oh what the heck!

You loose your will to give a hoot, HEHEHEHE

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me!

Ever now and then, usually on Friday night

some loud mouth redneck, starts a real good fight,

I love to watch em, until they call the cops

and patrons start to flee.

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me!

Hey. I ain't got no home life

I'm liven in a giant pig sty.

There ain t no time for cleanin

or bakin an apple pie.

I gotta spend all my down time

recooperatin don't you see?! (screw you)

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me!

I love to close that bar down

guzzlin my last round,

waitin to see who'll pick me up

if I don't fall on the ground.

He might be from Texas

or straight from Misery.

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me!

This here is the saddest verse,

I'll be late gittin to the bar today,

I have to make a court appearance first.

I guess I'll have to pay,

cause the pool table in my tavern

ain't no place to get a lay!

I'm still a bar lovin woman

and that's alright I say!

I've spent my last beer chip,

and I'm feelin kinda sad

cause I gotta go home now,

and that is very very bad,

but the one thing that keeps me goin

my bar opens again at 3.

I'm a bar lovin woman

and that's alright with me!

AND THAT'S ALRIGHT WITH ME!!!

                     YEEHAW