Sizzileen

PITCHER

Livin' my life
on a bar stool,

I know that I'm drunk,
but I'm old school,

I ain't seen the sun
shine in 9 dam days

Been fuelin up on
Bud and Hot Dam

My tab's not paid
and I got banned

Lord I wonder if
I'll ever change my ways

I got a pitcher today
I got drunk all day

I can't look at you cause
I'm passed out on the floor

they took my  pitcher away,
I've been drinkin all day

I can't look at you cause
I'm passed out on the floor

Last night I fell off my barstool,
Everyone laughed

drunks can be so cruel

And their half
assed smiles tell me

something just ain't right

I been waitin on
my aid check for a long time

Can't afford to buy
any cheap Wine

I ain't said nothin
coherent in three
damn nights

They took my pitcher away
I wonder where I been

I can't bum free drinks
while I'm heavin in the can

They took my pitcher away
I wonder where I been

I can't look at you cause
I'm passed out on the bar

I saw you yesterday
with an old friend

It was the same ole
"you're drunk again".

Since my beer's been
gone my skin's

turned dark and grey

It reminded me
I see through a haze

I wish happy hour
lasted all day

I was out givin head

I was off to piss
a pitcher away!

I thought about
beer for a long time

can't seem to get
it off my mind

Can't understand why

they're sendin me to AA

I got another pitcher today

I swear I don't

know where I am

I just called to ask

"Could you buy me another Bud?"

I got another pitcher today

I swear I don't know where I am

I just called to say

"I'm drunk, could you call me a cab?"

"You're a cab".

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