Cinnamon Toasted Apple Jacks
A is for acrylamide found in your fries.
B is for benzene from exhaust in the skies.
C is for cadmium from a hazardous waste spill.
D is for dioxin released from paper mills.
E is for Endosulfan, a toxic pesticide
F is for formaldehyde, a carcinogenic fungicide.
G is for gasoline, a polluting morass.
H is for hydrogen sulfide, a poisonous gas.
I is for the itch that just seems to stay.
J is for jaundice, how'd I get this anyway?
K is for kerosene, do not use it on ticks.
L is for lead used in cheap candle wicks.
M is for mercaptans, that stinky skunk smell.
N is for naphthalene, against moths it repels.
O is for oxalic acid precipitating as your kidney stone.
P is for "PCBs that have polluted me," the earth bemoans.
Q is for Q Fever, a disease spread by ticks.
R is for radiation, too much makes you sick.
S is for Sarin, a deadly nerve gas.
T is for the tapeworm your pet might pass.
U is for ultraviolet rays, pray that sunblock will prevail.
V is for Vancomycin, a drug when all others fail.
W is for Warfarin, both rodenticide and anticoagulant?
X is for xylene, a sickeningly sweet solvent.
Y is for yersina pestis, used in biological warfare.
Z is for Zinfandel -- sigh, anyone want to share?
3 Comments:
Gloomy today kid? Hahahaha... Check this out for Alpha Bet soup.
-IMA Robot-
A is for action
P is for paranoid, a is for anger
Out here in the void
C is for countdown
O is for over
LYPSE are for your lips smashed on mine when the world blows up
Hang hang hang on
Where do they go?
Save your souls now
Got to stay strong
Hang hang hang on
Hanging on hanging on
Til the old man bangs a gong
G is for greed
O is for order
V is for villains in the three-piece suits defining the borders
E is for empire
R is for revenue
N is for not for me but was
MENT was meant for you and me
Hang hang hang on
Where do they go?
Save your soul now
got to stay strong
Hang hang hang on
Hanging on hanging on
Til the old man bangs the gong
We dont care if were wrong or right
All we wanna do is fight
Who cares if we're wrong or right?
Who cares when we can just fight??
D is for disease
E is for entropy
A is for acceptance so drop your futile weapons
T is for time {tick tock tick tock...} and you aint got much left
H is for heaven or hell now lets hear it for
DEATH
Beggars, poets, hustlers
Wall Street, rich boy suckers
Why,, friends, you know that no sides
better in the end
Were all gonna fry together
Hang hang hang on
Where should they go?
Save your souls now
Got to stay strong
Hang hang hang on
Hanging on hanging on
Til the old man bangs
Hang hang hang on
Where do they go?
Save your souls now
Got to stay strong
Hang hang hang on
Hanging on hanging on
Til the old man bangs a gong
By _Morpheus_, Apr 04 08 11:37 AM
"A is for Action"? Well now that's a song to check out one of these days...
Morph, the idea for this poem came from a cereal (that perhaps only my generation would know) with the jingle:
A is for Apple
J is for Jack
Cinnamon Toasted Apple Jacks
You need a good breakfast
That's a fact
Cinnamon Toasted Apple Jacks
Apple Jack, Apple Jack...
The whole contradictory thing about the cereal was that the name of it sounded so tasty, and the jingle was so darn catchy, but the flavor... so artificial that it tasted toxic. I must say, they had marketing geniuses on that one.
By Squisher, Apr 05 08 4:01 PM
A is for amazed at my frinend's intelligence. Hi, Squish.
By Ashmancometh, Apr 06 08 7:44 PM