Oh no! I'm about to miss my favorite show! Phew, I just made it. Welcome to the fourth
episode of "Funtrivia in Action". Today's episode is part one of two of the same story. It's about
a man with a successful life turning the other way. It's easily possible that there's some gender
confusion here.
Man with Ruined Life= LilSpikey
Man's Boss= Aprial
Man's Wife= Triviaballer
Man's Son=
thejazzkickazz
Man's Best Friend (no, not a dog)= Gamemaster1967
Curious Civilian= musicmonkeyman
Officer=
k9999
musicmonkeyman: (walking down the street and notices LilSpikey) Hmm... what's
wrong?
LilSpikey: Are you talking to me?
musicmonkeyman: Yeah, you look depressed. I've never seen someone so
down...
LilSpikey: You've obviously never been on a New York subway then.
musicmonkeyman: Why are you
depressed?
LilSpikey: Why do you care?!
musicmonkeyman: BECAUSE I'M BORED!
LilSpikey: Well it all started one morning
when... (flashback)
LilSpikey: Goodbye honey, I'm leaving!
Triviaballer: Remember to talk to your boss!
LilSpikey: I will,
I will! (leaves the house and arrives at the office)
Gamemaster1967: What's going on, man!
LilSpikey: No time to talk.
(walks to his boss's office and slams open the door)
LilSpikey: I want a raise!
Aprial: Absolutely not!
LilSpikey: But
I've worked here for four years now!
Aprial: Look, I know this may be a bad time but you're being let
go.
LilSpikey: What! No... this can't be! Please, just give me another chance!
Aprial: One more
chance, or you're fired!
LilSpikey: (later that night at dinner with his wife and son) Mmmm... this
tastes good.
Triviaballer: I thought you hated my lasagna.
LilSpikey: What are you talking about?
Triviaballer:
What's going on?
thejazzkickazz: Oh, I know! Daddy was fired! (LilSpikey gasps)
Triviaballer: What are you talking
about?
thejazzkickazz: I know daddy was fired! Mister mean boss called!
Triviaballer: Sweetie, could you go to
your room?
thejazzkickazz: Yes, mommy. (leaves the room)
Triviaballer: You were fired?! I can't believe
this!
LilSpikey: No, I wasn't! The boss gave me one last chance!
Triviaballer: Okay then...
Triviaballer:
(later that night, she bursts through the room) WAKE UP NOW!
LilSpikey: Wuh? What's going on?
Triviaballer: Your
boss left a message saying that YOU ARE FIRED!
LilSpikey: This is a joke, right? It's just a sick, sick
joke!
Triviaballer: Pack your things and get out of here! I want a divorce!
LilSpikey: But honey...
Triviaballer: Go,
NOW!
LilSpikey: (at 3:00 AM walking on the streets right after drinking at a bar) Uhh... (gets in
car)
k9999:
(pulls LilSpikey over) You were doing a little swerving back there, buddy!
LilSpikey: I'm sorry officer, but
can you go away?!
k9999: Have you been drinking, sir?
LilSpikey: I don't know.
k9999: Do you have any weapons?
LilSpikey: Uhh...
maybe?
k9999: Could you step out of the car, sir?
To be continued...
I wonder what will happen next?! You'll have to
wait and see! Anyone who wants to participate in future episodes or has any ideas, feel free to
contact me!